100 000 VIEWS!


In fact, 100 211 views today, so…let’s take a break and relax….

So many views...so many expressions...

So many views...so many expressions...so many reactions!





A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied:

-My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.


What is college?
 – College is a fountain of knowledge where everyone goes to drink.


How many moles are in a guacamole?
    -Avocado’s number.


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
        – Because it’s in the ground state.


What do dipoles say in passing?
       – Have you got a moment?


Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
        – Because it was polar


 What did one atom tell another?
        – I think I lost an electron
        – Are you sure?
        – Yes, I’m positive.


A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you” said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :”It’s just a phase  you are going through

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.

A pharmacologist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Only one, but it takes eight million years.

what did the biochemist do with his twins?  
He baptised one and used the other as control
Geneticists finally decoded some of this material, only to find that some great long
string of codons read  "This space intentionally left blank."
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
We just hired a molecular biologist.  Man, is he small.
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division."


Thanks for your visits!




50 000 views: Let’s have a Biochemistry party!


 OK, so the blog arrived to 50 000 views today (exactly, 50 080 in the moment I am writing this post).


To arrive to this number of visits makes me happy since I began this blog just in March of this year and the topics that have been discussed are not exactly about popular issues or popular culture, or election or sports.


I appreciate the reception to this blog and I would like to encourage comments, questions, additional information, related to the posts that I have written. Also any suggestion about future posts.


To celebrate arriving to this number of visits, let’s have a party… inside the boundaries of science:



Making ATP



If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!”


“Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.”


Q: How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills


Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division


At NIH (National Institute of Health), there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads “STAPH ONLY!”



Another biochemical musical theme (Biochemic)



A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.


Customer gets a topical cream. Direction: apply locally two times a day.
Customer says to the pharmacist: “I can’t apply locally, I’m going overseas.”


Doctor: “Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”


What’s the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God



Cell rap



Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It’s $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.


“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really – I spill most of it!”


A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, “Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better.”
The voice on the other end of the line said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?”
She said, “Yes, darling! She’s Sarah Finkel, in Room 302.”
He said, “Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she’s going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday.”
The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful! Oh! That’s fantastic! That’s wonderful news!”
The man on the phone said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!”
She said, “I’m Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn’t tell me a word!”


If it is dry – add moist; if it is moisten – add dryness. Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.


What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopedists reading an electrocardiogram.


Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.


How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.


How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, since they are going to remove also the socket as you are not using it now



And for finishing this party, the already famous song of Biochemist for a Better PCR:


The PCR song