100 000 VIEWS!


 

In fact, 100 211 views today, so…let’s take a break and relax….

So many views...so many expressions...

So many views...so many expressions...so many reactions!

 

 

 

 

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied:

-My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

 

What is college?
 – College is a fountain of knowledge where everyone goes to drink.

 

How many moles are in a guacamole?
    -Avocado’s number.

 

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
        – Because it’s in the ground state.

 

What do dipoles say in passing?
       – Have you got a moment?

 

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
        – Because it was polar

 

 What did one atom tell another?
        – I think I lost an electron
        – Are you sure?
        – Yes, I’m positive.

 

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you” said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :”It’s just a phase  you are going through

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.

A pharmacologist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Only one, but it takes eight million years.

 
what did the biochemist do with his twins?  
He baptised one and used the other as control
 
Geneticists finally decoded some of this material, only to find that some great long
string of codons read  "This space intentionally left blank."
 
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!
 
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
 
We just hired a molecular biologist.  Man, is he small.
 
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division."
 

 

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